*COUGH*
Junior: Oh, man
Junior: Why do I feel so sick?
Brooklyn Guy: 'Cause you've got the flu, kid.
It's really contagious this year.
A lot of people are dying from it.
So...
You could just...
Stand next to my wife.
I... [stuttering]
I'd really appreciate that.
Chef Pee pee: Ugh, I can't believe you're sick Junior!
You have the flu!?
Ugh, stay away from me!
Brooklyn Guy: I-I mean, if you're gonna do that,
I can give you my address.
Junior:Oh, Chef Pee Pee,
Am I gonna die!?
Chef Peepee: I don't know!
Probably!
Junior: Wha- I don't wanna die!
Brooklyn Guy: I'll tell ya what,
I'll just take one of your used tissues.
...and put in it food or something.
Junior: Ooh, Chef Pee Pee,
you know what'll make me feel better?
Chef Peepee: What, Junior?
Junior: If you make me a can of soup!
Chef Peepee: A can of soup?
Junior: Yeah, a can of soup.
Chef Pee pee: Well, here's your can of soup.
[what an evil laughter]
Chef Peepee: Ya get it?
I literally gave you exactly what you asked for!
A can of soup!
[laughter continues]
Junior: W-well, Chef Pee Pee,
when I ask you to cook me some GOOD food
why don't you literally give me what I ask for? (OOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GET TOASTED)
>:(
[doorbell]
Junior: Wha-
That must be my friends!
Chef Pee pee: No, you can't have any friends over, Junior!
You're sick!
A-and...
You could get them sick...
And then they'll all die!
Including you (That could be Chef PP's best day ever)!
I-I'll let 'em in!
Junior: Ah-choo!
Cody: Hey, Junior!
Chef Pee Pee said you wanted to kiss me or something?
Joseph: Yeah, me too?
Junior: O-oh, hey guys,
You wanna hang out?
Cody: Wait...
Junior, are you sick?
'Cause if you're sick, I don't wanna make out.
Joseph: Yeah, I don't wanna hang out either, dude.
Junior: No. [stuttering]
Guys, I'm not sick,
Uh... The doctor said I had the uh...
The Fly or something...
No, the Flown...
No, uh...
What did the Wright Brothers do?
Cody: Um... They flew?
W-wait, Junior, you have the Flu?!
Joseph: Wait, dude, that's contagious!
Cody: The Flu is killing people this year, Junior
Junior: I didn't know aviation was so dangerous...
Cody: No, Junior, the Flu is a sickness!
And it's killing people!
And I don't want you getting Ken sick!
He has a very weak immune system.
I mean,
I know he's chiseled like Mount Hunkmore on the outside
But he has a warm and sticky center...
Joseph: Oh my god, Cody!
HE'S JUST A DOLL!
Joseph: Yeah, Cody, he's a doll.
He can't get sick.
He CAN get sick!
Cody: HE got ME sick just LAST WEEK!
He gave me Chicken Pox.
And I had red, itchy bumps all over my junk!
Explain that!
Junior: Guys, I'm NOT gonna get you sick!
*coughs on Joseph*
Joseph: Dude, stop!
Junior: I'm sorry...
Cody: Junior, I'm going home.
Junior: Wait! No! [stuttering] Don't go home!
Oh, I'm gonna sneeze again...
Ah-Choo!
Eh...
Joseph: That's gross, dude.
Junior: Hey, Cody
Can you go downstairs and get me some more tissues?
Cody: Ugh, Okay.
Junior: You know, what?
I'm really tired of that stupid Ken doll!
Joseph: I know, right?
Junior: He's acting like it's real!
You know what?
I'm gonna give Ken the flu!
Joseph: Oh, do it, dude!
Junior: Yeah, watch this!
Ah, Ken's about to...
FLEW!
(Ken Breaks In Halfffffffff)
Junior: Woah! Look, Joseph, he FLEW!
Joseph: Dude, he went out the window!
Junior: Let's go check on him!
Joseph: Yeah!
Junior: Uh...
Joseph, he's broKEN!
Joseph: I know, dude!
Junior: Cody's gonna be mad!
Junior: Oh! Let's go get him! Let's go get him!
Junior: Oh, no, Joseph!
He's broken!
What're we gonna do?
Joseph: I don't know, dude!
Junior:Cody's gonna be so mad!
Joseph: Um... How 'bout we just blame the Flu?
Junior: Blame the Flu?
Joseph: Yeah, he Flew, didn't he?
Junior: I mean,
Y-yeah, he did- He did Flew out that window.
So, good idea, Joseph!
Get the pieces!
Joseph: Alright.
Junior: Alright, Joseph, here's the plan!
When Cody comes in here and asks what happened to Ken,
We're gonna tell him he got the FLEW!
Joseph: Right.
Junior: Because when I threw him, he FLEW out the window.
Joseph: Yeah, that's brilliant!
Junior: He's coming! He's Coming!
Cody: Okay, Junior, I got your tissues.
AH!
GUYS, WHAT HAPPENED TO KEN?
HE'S IN HALFFFFFF!!!
[crying]
Junior: W-well, Cody, he got the FLEW.
Joseph: Yeah.
Cody:WHAT!? (#TRIGGERED)
Junior: Well, I threw Ken, and he FLEW out the window.
Cody: JUNIOR, YOU KILLED MY BOYFRIEND!? (Cody's Angry Rises Up)
Joseph: I mean, can't be killed if he wasn't alive.
Junior: Yeah, he's a doll. He can't die.
Cody: JUNIOR, YOU'RE A MURDERER! (Chill Cody You Are Mad)
Junior: I'm not a murderer. I'm more like a toy breaker.
Joseph:Yeah, you're a toy breaker!
Cody: Okay, Junior...
Junior:W-wait, what?
Cody: You know what?
Junior: What?
Cody: You killed someone I love...
So now I'm gonna kill someone YOU love.
Junior & Joseph: Wait, what?
Junior: What're you talkin' about?
Cody: Oh you heard me, Junior...
When you least expect it,
Someone you know is gonna die today...
Is it gonna be Joseph?
Or maybe Chef Pee Pee?
Or maybe your dad?
You choose, Junior.
Who's gonna die?
Joseph: [nervous stuttering] He's joking... yeah...
Junior: Cody, are you being serious?
Cody: Oh, I don't know, Junior...
Am I being serious?
[grunting] (Cody Breaking A Pencil)
(Pencil Breaks) (In HALFFFF)
Cody: Yeah...
See ya later, Junior...
Joseph: Dude...
Junior: [shuttering] Is he being serious?
Joseph: I don't know, dude.
I'd be scared.
I mean, he did break a pencil!
And he didn't take Ken!
Junior: H-he's just joking!
You know?
He's gonna go home and Google pictures of dudes!
He...
He's fine!
Yeah, I'm not worried! I'm not worried at all!
Joseph: You sure, dude?
Junior: He's just joking!
Let's go ask Chef Pee Pee to make us something to eat!
Joseph: Okay then...
Junior: Y-yeah...
Let's do that...
Junior: So, Joseph, what do you want to eat?
Joseph: I don't know, dude!
But wait, I gotta use the bathroom!
I'll catch up with you in a second!
Junior: Okay...
Hey, Chef Pee Pee!
Chef Peepee: What do you want, Junior?
Wait, stay away from my food! You're sick! (I forgot Junior was sick)
I don't want you to contaminate it!
Junior: You're making my soup?
Chef Peepee: Yes, I'm making your stupid soup!
[cough]
Junior: Hey, Chef Pee Pee, I got a question. I need your opinion.
Chef Peepee: What, Junior?
Junior: Well you see, I broke Cody's stupid doll and now he said
THAT HE'S GONNA KILL SOMEBODY.
Chef Peepee: What?!
Junior: Chef Pee Pee, your crotch!
Chef Peepee: What about my crotch?
Junior: It's red!
...
Chef Peepee: Wait, how do you know about my piercing?
Junior: W-what?
Chef Peepee: Look, it was one time in college! I got it pierced!
It sometimes get red...
And get infected sometimes...
But, that's why they call me Pee Pee, okay?!
Junior: Wait, what?
Chef Peepee: My real name's Fernando!
Junior: Okay?
Chef Peepee: J-just, nevermind, Junior!
Junior: Chef Pee Pee! DUCK!
Chef Peepee: W-what?!
(Cody Almost Killed Chef Pee Pee)
Chef Peepee: Junior, what was that?!
Junior: I can't explain, Chef Pee Pee!
Just run and go hide somewhere! Just hide somewhere!
Chef Peepee: WHAT?!
Junior: JUST HIDE SOMEWHERE!
Chef Peepee: OKAY!?
Junior: CODY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
Cody: I told you, Junior...
YOU killed someone I love, so now I have to kill someone YOU love...
And I guess you don't want it to be Chef Pee Pee...
Junior: WELL, OF COURSE I DON'T WANT YOU TO KILL CHEF PEE PEE!
Cody: Okay. What about Joseph?
Junior: NO, I DON'T WANT YOU TO KILL JOSEPH EITHER!
Cody: Ooh, that might be a problem, Junior..
Because I don't think I heard Joseph wash his hands...
Junior: ew... (That's disgusting)
Cody: No, Junior. I mean, Joseph never came out of the bathroom...
Junior: Maybe he's constipated...
Cody: No, Junior. I'm saying CHECK ON HIM is what I'm trying to say...
Junior: YOU DID SOMETHING TO HIM, DIDN'T YOU?
AAH!
JOSEPH?
WHERE ARE YOU, JOSEPH?
Joseph: DUde...
AAH!
JOSEPH, I'LL SAVE YOU! (JUNIOR IS SAVING EVERYONES LIFE IF YOU NEED TO BE SAVED DIAL 1-800-JUNIOR
Junior: ARE YOU OKAY, JOSEPH?
Joseph: Yes, dude...
Junior: What happened?
Joseph: It was Cody!
Cody did it!
Dude, I don't feel like explaining!
I'm going home!
Junior: JOSEPH!
AAH!
CODY'S TRYING TO KILL EVERYBODY!
OH MY GOD.
OKAY, SO HE'S TRYING TO KILL EVERYBODY I LOVE.
So, he tried to kill Chef Pee Pee,
He tried to kill Joseph,
So, all that's left is.. MY DAD!
DAD, DAD, DAD!!!
Bowser: WHAT? WHAT DO YOU WANT, JUNIOR?
AAH! WAIT, DAD!
NO, NO, NO!
DON'T COME DOWN! DON'T COME DOWN!
Bowser: I'M COMING! I'M COMING!
[heavy metal music] [Bowser Going Down The Raling]
Bowser: WOAH! JUNIOR, DID YOU SEE ME LAND THAT?
Junior: DAD, ARE YOU OKAY?!
Bowser: Yeah, why?
Cody: Woah!
That was totally Nar Nar Binks!
Nice landing, pops!
Bowser: Heh, thanks.
Junior: Cody, get out of here! You tried to kill my dad!
Cody: Well, yeah, but I didn't know he could shred!
Bowser: Yeah, just a little bit.
Junior: Dad, dad, just run! Run away from him!
He tried to kill you! Just run!
Bowser: Okay... (I like how he's all calm with it)
Junior: Cody, stop trying to kill the people I love!
Cody: Junior, I told you,
YOU killed someone I love, so now I have to kill someone you love to make us even!
Junior: Ken is NOT dead! Look, come with me and I'll show you how he's NOT dead! Come on!
Cody: Okay...
Junior: Okay, Cody. I'm gonna prove to you that Ken is NOT dead!
Okay...
Okay.
Ken is a doll.
Really, Junior, that's the best you could do?
Well, Ken's a doll. So he's never been alive.
So therefore, he can never die.
Junior, I LOVE Ken.
He's my BOYFRIEND.
And when we're home alone together...
He COMES
ALIVE.
EVERYWHERE.
Well, Cody, he's a dumb toy.
And now he's broKEN.
And he's stupid!
Junior, It really
SicKENs me
That you don't care that you killed KEN.
I did not KILL him! I BROKE him because he's a TOY!
You know what, Junior?
It doesn't matter because I still have to kill someone YOU love
because YOU killed someone I love!
So choose!
Who's it gonna be?
Chef Pee Pee, Joseph, or your dad?
I don't want any of those people to die.
Well those are the only people you love, Junior.
You have to pick one.
Well...
You're forgetting about ONE, Cody...
Who?
You!
[stuttering] What?
Yeah, Cody! I love you! You're one of my best buds!
[more stuttering] REALLY?
Yeah!! I love all my friends, Cody!
Especially YOU!
Y-you're not just saying that so I don't kill your family?
eh.. a little bit...
Oh, my god, Junior! No one's ever said they LOVED me before!
I mean, Ken only likes me for my body!
Well, Cody, you're my BEST BUD!
And with that being said,
I choose YOU!
For what???
Well, you said you're gonna kill someone I love, so...
I choose YOU!
W-what?
Yeah, I choose YOU!
Oh...
OH...
oh!
oh
Yeah! So, get to it!
Uh... that doesn't really count.
But, you know what, Junior?
How 'bout you just help me tape Ken back together, and you just never touch him again?
Okay! That sounds like a fair deal!
Alright.
Here's the tape!
Ah-choo!
Great, Junior...
You've sicKENed me.
You've made me sick!
See, there you go... There it is...
There's the title...
Yeah, that's the title...
SicKENed...
It's a word.
You can Google it.
Google it! It's a word!
Yep!
To make one ill...
Or to gross out.
Yeah, yeah, that...
So, that- There's your video.
Yep.
SicKEN.
Noting really to do with Ken, though...
I'm actually sick, though....
Captions by Jack Gar Hansen, Gamerul Skeleton, The Dank Eagle, DarkGamerTV, Efjasa gaming,Super PwnageThomas64,and TheRedCrewPirate. #SAVESML!!!
Hey, there! It's Codes!
I'm here to give my Patreon Shoutout!
Now, you might be wondering why I said SHOUTOUT
and not SHOUTOUTS with an S
That because I only got one Shoutout request...
But that's fine!
Probably just too HUNKY for you guys to handle!
Schwarzenegger!
That's fine,
But my ONE Patreon Shoutout is for
Daniel Garcia! and mansworld 101 I forgot to include him
Big Dan!
Big Danny D!
That's what he wants me to call him.
And his YouTube Channel is "FellowAleXxx" and mansworld 101
With three Xs...
Triple X...
I like that...
And he plays video games...
from what I've seen.
He livestreams.
Um...
And when I asked him if he had a question for me,
He said "No, I can't think of one."
So, I got a question for you!
Uh.. Dan!
What's your beef with me, huh, bruh?
You got a problem with me?
You don't wanna ask me a question?(#TRIGGEREDCODY)
That's fine.
I thought we had something special
But I can see it's all just a game for you!
That's okay. I like people who play hard to get!
You know, I was gonna something naughty with Ken here for you, but...
Now, you don't deserve it!
See? I can play hard to get, too!
But, yeah. That's my Patreon Shoutout.